Once upon a time, a very good large animal client asked if we would be able to euthanize her cat, with chronic kidney disease. Not really in my job description, but with enough sedative even a large animal vet can manage to euthanize a cat. To save a farm call charge, my task was to arrange a meeting place midway between two other appointments, and put the cat to sleep. Simple, right?
I made the call, arranged the meeting location, felt a little guilty for planning to kill a cat in the Walgreens parking lot, but you do what you've got to do. Given that one weekend I met a man in the middle of the night in a bank parking lot give him prescription medications, this isn't really that big a deal. As I'm drawing up the drugs, I'm explaining to the client what I'm going to do and be sure she's on board. But then she asked a strange question. "So where do I give the shot?" I thought she misspoke, so I explained that I would be putting the first shot in the muscle, then once the cat was sleeping, I would administer the euthanasia drug. Then she asked, "Well where is good muscle to use on a cat?" I told her that I would give it in the rear leg - and wondered why she was looking at me so strangely. And then she said, "But I don't have the cat WITH me."
After about 15 very long seconds of silence while I stared at her, the best I could come up with was, "What?" Apparently she thought she was meeting me to pick up the drugs for a DIY at-home euthanasia. It didn't enter her mind that 1) the drug needs to be put into the blood stream, and 2) it's a drug that's is used to kill things and I just can't be handing that stuff out like Halloween candy. Never did it enter my mind that when arranging a euthanasia appointment, I would need to explicitly tell the owner to bring the animal with them.
So she went home. I went off to my next appointment. I'm still more than a little confused about the whole situation.
I assume the cat is still alive.
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