Ugh, new neighbors. Let's see... No sign of a barking dog, no toys, no mattresses stacked in the front yard...
Hi! I'm your new neighbor!
Hello.
We just moved here from... is that.... blood on your pants?
Yep.
Oh...
Among other things.
Um...
None of it is mine.
Ok... bye.
Bye!
dude...does that work on jehovah's witnesses?
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